I Don't Like Popcorn.
Um, I guess that's not exactly true.
When I met my husband,
He told me he could change my mind.
He told me I had never had HIS popcorn.
I don't like anything about popcorn.
I said, NO WAY! I do Not like the look, not the taste, not the feel, not the smell, and those HULLS..don't even get me started.
Yes, I've had popcorn before, that's how I know I don't like it.
In these here parts, he is the POPCORN KING.
In our home we don't eat popcorn any more.
We eat SCOTTCORN! (the name lovingly given to my hubby's popcorn by the kids)
Scottcorn is THE BEST popcorn!
I don't know what he does to it or why it tastes so good, but it does!
I will even tolerate those terrible, horrible hulls...it tastes THAT good!
I LOVE popcorn! NO WAIT! I love ScottCorn!!!